eats when im sad, sad when i eat

(Source: suspend, via thechildofstyle)


sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy, via stand)



its 2014 why doesn’t my hair brush itself


(Source: baracknobama, via thehilariousblog)

  • if i was a doctor
  • hot guy: i sprained my wrist
  • me: okay take off your underwear


well? can he????

(via lntelligent)


fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(via epic-humor)


can you just like


(via relahvant)


hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

(via transcendentalkick)


*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via transcendentalkick)

  • lady gaga: ***breathes***
  • lil monster: This means something on a much deeper and intellectual level than most people want to give Lady Gaga credit for. The inhale of oxygen represents her bringing new life, a new sound, a new generation of oxygen particles represents Lady Gaga opening the door to new experiences and creative energy. The inhale is a performance art and a parody of a societal inability to open new passages of creativity. But then....the exhale. Gaga releasing of carbon dioxide is a commentary on all the waste of creative juices within the realm of society and the aspect of media culture not giving artists the inability to shed a new skin and transcend new heights. Art pop.


the people who say you can’t stop time have clearly never done any homework

(via official--satan)


every school has that one gym teacher who everyone hates

(via relahvant)


i want u wrapped in my arms…like a burrito…be my baerrito

(via hotwhiteguy)


*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via hotwhiteguy)


god: let there be light!

boy: haha and then what? (;

(via mole)