nicoosuxx:

fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine

(via nicoosuxx)

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

blood is surprisingly easy to wash off

nO OMG I MEANT THE BLOOD OF THE MAN I JUST MURDERED I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD

(via supercalifuck)

whatsacanada:

where is african america?

(via wawaqueen)

dasvidaniyabitches:

The very best of Yahoo Answers.

(Source: raging-midgardian-soprano, via iamloocked)

defxndpoppunk:

when you listen to a song for the first time aND YOU JUST KNOW

(via bitchthisishillarious)

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

(via loverinthefoyer)

truc-machin-bidule:

Step 1: Comment on a woman’s attractiveness on every single occasion in every single venue no matter how irrelevant it is. Build up a dating culture entirely dependent on a female’s beauty. Teach children that only attractive women will ever get anywhere in life, will ever be praised, will ever find love and have a family, will ever have a chance at happiness, are worth knowing, are worth being.

Step 2: Mock women for caring about how they look. Call them shallow.

(via medusan)

egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.

(Source: faypunk, via splders)

andrewhussiesbosom:

please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

(Source: queerhound, via d0nn0)

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

(via fake-mermaid)

arkgoz:

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

*Alright 25 here we come*

(Source: matchless, via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

colfr:

Plot twist: a movie with a 20-something character who has never kissed anyone and has never had sex but is presented as a perfectly normal, socially well-adjusted individual

(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

baracknobama:

college fees? text books?? the bible said adam and eve not adam and overpriced education

(Source: baracknobama, via pizza)

(Source: foxcoonicorn, via okaymad)

,,

u wot mVIII

roman era British saying. (via jethroq)

(via pizza)