blood is surprisingly easy to wash off
nO OMG I MEANT THE BLOOD OF THE MAN I JUST MURDERED I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD
when you listen to a song for the first time aND YOU JUST KNOW
Step 1: Comment on a woman’s attractiveness on every single occasion in every single venue no matter how irrelevant it is. Build up a dating culture entirely dependent on a female’s beauty. Teach children that only attractive women will ever get anywhere in life, will ever be praised, will ever find love and have a family, will ever have a chance at happiness, are worth knowing, are worth being.
Step 2: Mock women for caring about how they look. Call them shallow.
how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute
pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.
please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*Alright 25 here we come*
Plot twist: a movie with a 20-something character who has never kissed anyone and has never had sex but is presented as a perfectly normal, socially well-adjusted individual
college fees? text books?? the bible said adam and eve not adam and overpriced education