IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR
ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?
- parents: "schools easy"
- me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
- parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
judge: haha case dismissed
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so