rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

(via crystallized-teardrops)

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(via baracknobama)

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums, via hotboyproblems)

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme, via fake-mermaid)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

(Source: flip5600, via dancybutt)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

listen, son. your dumb night light just makes it easier for the monsters to find you

(via officialbutts)

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

(Source: onlinegf, via officialbutts)

minimist:

but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops

(via dancybutt)

kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

(via thathilariousasian)

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

(via fake-mermaid)

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

(Source: teamrocketing, via funnybrunette)

fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

(via thehilariousblog)

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

(via hotboyproblems)

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

(via funnybrunette)